ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

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ultrafacts:

chanelbxxch:

ultrafacts:

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I do this all the time; does it mean im a polar bear?x

This is me

Timestamp: 1403403343

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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meladoodle:

i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

(Source: meladoodle, via sassyavengers)

Timestamp: 1402839929

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

(Source: sizvideos, via sassyavengers)

Timestamp: 1402839909

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

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g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

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Timestamp: 1402839522

life-is-a-dr3am:

rajveersinghsheirgill:

teapartyfordeux:

allornothinglove:

violence-of-action:

I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father.

I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say

I’ve only ever seen one gif from this before! I’m so glad this turned up on my dash.

Aww

Anddd I’m bawling.

(Source: pink--thinker, via sassyavengers)

Timestamp: 1402839475